i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
THIS IS THE WORLDS MOST HILARIOUS GIF.
"guitarists finger faster, bassists do it deeper, singers do it louder, drummers hit it harder"
friendly reminder that ashton irwin can do all of the above
That is the least friendly reminder I’ve ever heard
live to ride
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a bitch
girls who call their boyfriends “daddy” make me uncomfortable